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chaoticbanter:

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

I think about this often

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auschwentz:

what if you boarded a plane and a band member sat down next to you

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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